A woman in the labor ward of the general hospital, legs spread wide, lets out a loud yell and out pops a little black head.

"There was this black guy once" she said to the midwife. Then she screamed again and out pops a yellow body.

"That must be the Chinese guy I slept with" she said.

Then one more scream and the baby's white legs were born, "Ah - that was the husbands bit" she said.

The doctor held up the multicolored baby and gave it a slap, then the baby started crying.

The woman looked at the doctor and said, "Thank God for that, I thought it was going to bark!"